I will never be as great as Errol Morris, but I can write songs have my triumphs and attempts to near levels of intensity that the sun holds so bright.
oh Why…why why, did I play that Catan game online that fateful night. I should of taken the hint from her sorrowed twitter feeds, my feeds only speak of funnies.
I wish they all could be California, I WISH THEY ALL COULD BE CALIFORNIA. He was an awkward looking man.
The dog sleeps, but all I can think about is bubblegum. Not chewing it, just the idea of it. the word the thought the memories that stream and flow and stream and flow like rivers thousands of times over over and over with joints and blunts over and over and over and over, and no form of expression that seems to stop me, and posting and flowing, but bubblegum is it just that one word that pink substance that chewy gooey substance where did it come from
OH FUCKING WAIT! I can wikipedia this shit!
hold on… beep boop beep boop. (now connecting with space!) loading hold on one moment (I DON”T WANT TO HOLD)
In 1928, Walter Diemer, an accountant for the Fleer Chewing Gum Company in Philadelphia, was experimenting with new gum recipes. One recipe was found to be less sticky than regular chewing gum, and stretched more easily. This gum became highly successful and was eventually named by the president of Fleer as Dubble Bubble. Original bubble gum was pink because that was the only dye Diemer had on hand at the time.
To test his new recipe, Diemer took samples of the new gum over to a local store and it sold out in a single day. To help sell the new Dubble Bubble gum, Diemer himself taught salespeople how to blow bubbles so that they in turn could teach potential customers. Dubble Bubble remained the only bubble gum on the market until Bazooka hit the market after World War II.
wow so interesting,
but wait there is so much more, oh god the internet has so much more to tell me about how to think about bubble gum.
Bubblegum is available in many different colors and flavors. A “bubblegum flavor” is the taste of the plain[clarification needed] gum, and it is made from synthetic chemicals, such as ethyl methylphenylglycidate, isoamyl acetate, fruit extracts and others, the true ingredients being kept a mystery to customers. When blended, the chemicals and extracts fuse together to make a sweet, palatable flavor. Like vanilla, coconut, peppermint and almond extracts, a bubble gum flavor oil can be purchased.
Flavors also include blue raspberry, strawberry, apple, cherry, watermelon, cinnamon, banana, peppermint,cotton candy and grape of which strawberry and banana can be achieved with ethyl methylphenylglycidate and isoamyl acetate limonene, respectively. Malic acid can be used for apple flavor, allyl hexanoate for pineapple, ethyl propionate for fruit punch, cinnamic aldehyde for cinnamon and acetophenone for cherry. More unusual ones like berry, cola, lemon lime, peach, tropical fruit, pineapple, orange and fruit punch can be found as well. They usually can only be found in special shops and the flavor is almost always cheap and artificial, as natural flavors are more expensive.
There are genius at work here! I am so glad they brought me bubble gum in all those different flavors. I wonder what would happen if we dumped it all into the ocean, or made a big bubble gum ball and blasted it into space. WOOOOOOSHHH. Maybe the gum would expand and cover the sun and for the last living second of humanity we would just see a pink goo blowing larger and larger and larger, much larger then The 23-inch bubble blown by Susan Montgomery Williams of Fresno, California in 1996 still holds the Guinness World Record.
MUCH MUCH LARGER. But i have questions, who was Susan Montgomery Williams and was there a Guinness World Record commite there for the event or can I find this event on youtube. I sure hope I can. For if I can’t what is the meaning of it all. IF I ONLY HAD GOTTEN THE HARBOR MASTER CARD! DAM YOU HARBOR MASTER!
oh Davos, we could of been friends when your shipped sailed and talked about how fulfilling and artist career could of been in a world of killers, and pooping machines. flowing and flowing and flowing.
The thick creamy bubble gum. Gets in my ears in mind and I fight oh do I fight and I tell others to fight but they can’t see how I do they can’t live the most important cliche of them all the one where you wear those oh so special glasses to see how the world is full of zombies I MEAN ALIENS I mean zombies oh who cares. 1:35AM EASTERN PACIFIC WHATEvER TIME. Enjoy your life today cause a man in Miami might eat your face tomorrow.
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